The Birthday Zoo

From this day on, I shall be known as Over the Hill Bill. Yup, I started my 50th year of life today. My Barbi doll sang Happy Birthday for me last night:

• Happy Birthday to you!
• You belong in A Zoo!
• With the Monkeys and the Baboons,
• Happy Birthday to You!

now, you'd think I, who's on a first name basis with Dirt, would have heard this one before. Guess I was just a hapless orphan, cuz I was as shocked as I was amused. Her son DeAndre (tiny guy in the middle), who's 6th birthday was last Thursday, called this morning to wish me happy birthday too; it was like getting a hug from my favorite little brother!